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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

being a BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER

You Know You're a Biomedical Engineer When…:

* Patients can't live without us, Doctors as well :)

* Doctors run In hospitals, We RUN hospitals!

* A Mechanical Engineer studies motion, A Biomed cares for a Safe motion
* A Civil Engineer links columns, a Biomed links bones
* An Electrical Engineer design regulators, A Biomed design pacemakers: the regulators of
your heart beats
* A Computer Engineer process Digital computer signals, a Biomed decipher the brain complex
bio-signals

* A Telecommunications Engineer develop telephony systems ("Connecting People"), a
Biomedical Engineer develop telesurgery systems that prevent Doctors, in high precision
surgeries, from "Collecting People"!

* A Chemical Engineer drills to take fuel out and circulate it in polluting machineries, A Biomed
pierces to take out tumors and keep your blood circulating in a healthier body
* A Nuclear Engineer can explode a whole city and waste healthy people's life, a Biomed can
explode the tiny stone and make suffering patients enjoy their life

* An Agricultural Engineer design water irrigation systems to the soil, a Biomed design fluid
irrigation systems in your tissue
* An Architect design buildings and statues, a Biomed design Bio-Robots

* You can Date Spouses from any Major, you have the Global knowledge and Studied all Majors
already =PP

* You studied Human Physiology, and enjoyed it to the MAX!!!
* It's hard to get rid of us. We live inside you, through Biomaterials. ^_^

* While We capture a Medical Image for you, you don't have to "Say Cheese" because X-Rays
show all your teeth and more :P
* With X-Rays, We can "take out" your bones and you still alive!

* With MRI, We control your Resonance!

* With Ultrasound, We can know whether your baby who's kicking hard in his mother's womb is
a future football player, or a pretty girl who will kick the arse of guys (Biomeds not included)

* With Biomedical Instrumentations, we build a circuit:
We get a bio-signal from you (though you don't know what does it mean),
We Amplify it (you should practice giving more powerful signals next time, if not still ok),
We process it (hey you can relax and go back home),
We decode and display it so others can further analyze the data we translated



.... my classmates...


it's me!!

ada gaya biomed engineer tak kitorang..haha..
bakal2 biomed engineer..INSYAALLAH..
anyway..hopefully all of us can be a good biomed engineer in future!!..

7 comments:

zT said...

yelah, without all those transplants or so called plastic thingy,we can't help those who are sick =)

credits to biomedics' people and all of you-the engineer to be ;)

ED said...

xpehe aku mu bobok gapo gak ni..
sumbat parok dh mu ni

mIra said...

zati:
haha..
saje2 je ak post tu..
btol2..
tx for de support my dear~~

ed:
gapo gak mu ni..
aishh..xpsal2..
xpehe xpolah..buke suh mu pehe pom..
haha..

najihah iman said...

pergh..smart molep saim ak ni..
bkn2 calang2 engineer doh ni..
biomedic+engineering!!

go gals!

mIra said...

wa:
haha..tx wa..
gaga..

SYAZWANI SAJIRI WAN said...

mirae~
jgn smp jd biomad sudeyh. . .
heeee~
neway luck to u ea!!!ajja~

mIra said...

wan:
haha..bek wan..
insyaallah jadik biomed..
hehe..