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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

being a BIOMEDICAL ENGINEER

You Know You're a Biomedical Engineer When…:

* Patients can't live without us, Doctors as well :)

* Doctors run In hospitals, We RUN hospitals!

* A Mechanical Engineer studies motion, A Biomed cares for a Safe motion
* A Civil Engineer links columns, a Biomed links bones
* An Electrical Engineer design regulators, A Biomed design pacemakers: the regulators of
your heart beats
* A Computer Engineer process Digital computer signals, a Biomed decipher the brain complex
bio-signals

* A Telecommunications Engineer develop telephony systems ("Connecting People"), a
Biomedical Engineer develop telesurgery systems that prevent Doctors, in high precision
surgeries, from "Collecting People"!

* A Chemical Engineer drills to take fuel out and circulate it in polluting machineries, A Biomed
pierces to take out tumors and keep your blood circulating in a healthier body
* A Nuclear Engineer can explode a whole city and waste healthy people's life, a Biomed can
explode the tiny stone and make suffering patients enjoy their life

* An Agricultural Engineer design water irrigation systems to the soil, a Biomed design fluid
irrigation systems in your tissue
* An Architect design buildings and statues, a Biomed design Bio-Robots

* You can Date Spouses from any Major, you have the Global knowledge and Studied all Majors
already =PP

* You studied Human Physiology, and enjoyed it to the MAX!!!
* It's hard to get rid of us. We live inside you, through Biomaterials. ^_^

* While We capture a Medical Image for you, you don't have to "Say Cheese" because X-Rays
show all your teeth and more :P
* With X-Rays, We can "take out" your bones and you still alive!

* With MRI, We control your Resonance!

* With Ultrasound, We can know whether your baby who's kicking hard in his mother's womb is
a future football player, or a pretty girl who will kick the arse of guys (Biomeds not included)

* With Biomedical Instrumentations, we build a circuit:
We get a bio-signal from you (though you don't know what does it mean),
We Amplify it (you should practice giving more powerful signals next time, if not still ok),
We process it (hey you can relax and go back home),
We decode and display it so others can further analyze the data we translated



.... my classmates...


it's me!!

ada gaya biomed engineer tak kitorang..haha..
bakal2 biomed engineer..INSYAALLAH..
anyway..hopefully all of us can be a good biomed engineer in future!!..

--5_ _ markah--



emmmmmmm....sudah lama diri ini tidak berblogging..maaplah ye..
seyesly,,mmg xsempat...
naseb hari ni ada masa..

yeay,,hanya tinggal dua paper sahaja lagi..untuk menamatkan First year ni..
hehe..next year dah jadik SENIOR..dah lama xbuli junior ni..haha..
tunggu yep junior!! nanti senior mu ini akan menyambutmu
pada hari pendaftaran yep...!!

fuh!!super duper seriusly amat2 penat exm kali ni..
haih,,tak taulah mcamana utk tahun2 yang akan datang..
harap diberi kekuatan oleh ILLAHI untuk meneruskan perjuangan ini..
insyaallah..

dalam musim exam ni,,macam2 lah perangai yang terjadi di sekeliling kita..
especially diri sendiri..haha..macam2 ragam..huhu..tp yang pastinya memang meninggalkan
sejuta satu kenangan,after graduate (tak sabar nak graduate,haha)
yang saya kata ni berdasarkan housemate2 sayalah..
tak tahulah orang lain macamna kan..
pening kepala,malas,sakit,demam,nak balik rumah,tension..semua ada..tambahan pulak
diserikan dengan pelbagai jenis perangai..
mmg nak gelak ah..masing2 menyupport diri sendiri and satu sama lain..
memang best ah exam kat U ni..
hahaha..
buat pertama kali dalam hidup (tak taulah hidup orang lain)..
markah for paper in exam is 500 marks!!
paling maximum markah untuk satu paper ialah 100 marks..tapi itulah..
fuyoo..mmg bravo lah...
nak tahu kertas exam ape??
haha..sudah semestinya..ANALOGUE ELECTRONICS 1 yang tersayaangg..huhuhu...ada 6 soalan tapi kena jawab 5 soalan dan marks for each question is 100 marks..
cayalah analog!!mmuahh..
walaupape pon..dah buat yang terbaek..
tawakkal and berdoa jelah sekarang ni..
harap2 dapatlah yang terbaek..AMINN..
perjuangan mesti diteruskan..sebab ada 2 paper lagi menanti..
paper DIGITAL ELECTRONICS and ENGINEERING MECHANICS..

setakat ini je dulu ek untuk kali ini..banyak kerja perlu dibereskan ni..
hehe..